Literature
HuniePop: The Goth, the Witch and the Weeaboo (p4)
Spooky, Scary Stories from Apartment Sixty-Six! "You told me she would be Asian!" Zoey's fist was fastened around Lillian's left pigtail, a mother cat seizing her misbehaving kitten by the scruff. Out of sight in a back corner behind the magazines and periodicals, the cybergoth could be as brutal as necessary. "Ow, ow, ow! Chillax, will ya? Like, I just said that her name was 'Suki', m'kay? How'm I supposed t'know her family history from e-mails and texts?" Zoey's hold loosened. "I suppose you have a point…" "But hey, look on the bright side – now you can say we've got a Hawaiian witc-A-AH-AH!" "I'm sorry, does your white girl brain not come with a filter for stupidity? She's not Japanese, she's not 'Hawaiian'; she's not any sort of foreign minority at all! She's –" Eyes darting about for an apt metaphor, Zoey fell upon the half-eaten 'American sushi roll' in Lillian's hand. Snatching it up, she waggled the Rice Krispie square in the goth girl's face. "She's a knockoff!" "Wait